Reader mail

Longtime-reader, first-time typer NOYFB writes:

“How many potlucks have you been to in the past 5 years?”

Well, for the last three Super Bowls, I went to parties where admission was apparently a container of seven-layer dip. (It’s sort of like those dances in junior high where admission was a box of tissues.) So I guess three. But I’ll betcha I’d have stratospheric numbers if I was a member of a religious group.